the optician asked me how many hours i spend on my laptop yesterday and i really quietly said “10-14” and she said “pardon?” 4 times
johnlock? no. john locke. right to property. social contract. classical liberalism.
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
sir please leave the caption writing for people who are actually funny
psa patria is not a person enjolras/patria is not a ship pass it on
tips on how to impress a girl:
- dress like joe biden
- show her your collection of joe biden memorabilia
- talk like joe biden
- show her your joe biden tattoo
- be joe biden
how extroverts can make friends with introverts
- Place a bowl of chestnuts on your front porch. Do not approach the introverts when they come to eat them.
- Make sure there are no strong-smelling herbs in your home garden, as this may repel introverts.
- Paint your doorway a bright color to let introverts know you’re friendly.
- Introverts use a complex series of symbols to communicate with one another. Learn these symbols and draw them on the curb in front of your house or on your mailbox.
- Softly play a pan flute if you believe introverts are near.
cut the bullshit the only two RuLeS of tumblr is to never ask someone to be your friend or why they unfollowed you
Principles of Problematic Character Design, the Third
Woman as Archetype
Men are diverse, women are female. Can be observed in the tendency for male characters to be designed to emphasize their personality and skills, but female characters to be designed to emphasize their sex and gender.
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Inspired by the amazing article Significant Other: Gender Signifiers in Video Games by Anjin Anhut as previously recommended on this blog! Please give it a read if you haven’t already.
Disclaimer/INB4: This is not a criticism of the entire game represented by the example image. You are not a horrible person for liking Borderlands. Thank you but I already know that they have a more diverse female cast in Borderlands 2.
[image of wine bottles]
[image of guitar case]
[image of ripped jeans]
[image of maps]
[image of scruffy white boy]
[image of scruffy white boy]
[image of scruffy white boy]
a modern-day les mis au
so seven years of verbal harassment in the classroom later he found out snape wanted to fuck his mom and now he is the bravest man he ever knew wow. wow. beautiful
Female fans: Woman? Is that meant to insult us? We would return the insult, if we took you for men.
